A New Jurisdiction.

The court of Draconian Measures is currently setting up its court offices. Issues overseen by this court will include small claims (unverifiable), large claims (unbelievable), domestic relations, foreign relations, distant relations, internal affairs, external affairs, court logs- both mono and dia, internal conflicts, external complaints, and penalties of all kinds including those resulting from personal fouls.
Harsh sentences (grammatically speaking) are standard.
Appeals will be heard, subject to the will of the court.
This court can be addressed as "My Lord" (British subjects only), "Your Honor" and, as has happened in the past, "You're Insane". Profanity directed AT this court, its plaintiffs, or its officers will not be tolerated.
It is not within the purview of this court to rule on isues such as the nature of reality, of Aristotelian or Platonic ideals, or whether or not Godzilla could win against an Alien/Predator Ultimate Fighting tag-team. Plaintiffs with commentaries seeking judgement on such matters will be referred to Higher Courts.
Commentaries that are frivolous, argumentative beyond patience or non-sequitur in nature will be stricken from the record.
So decreed.